(Filed Under: Court Announcements, Petty Decrees and Market Influence)
Ahem.
"Bunny...Familiar of Vengeance, Emotional Support Executioner, Petty Enforcer-in-Residence, First of his Name, Herald of Retribution, Keeper of the Petty Blue Standard, Reluctant Recipient of the Floral Order of Involuntary Sentiment, Court Archivist of Questionable Compliance, Keeper of Grudges, Chaos channeler, and Protector of the Queen’s sanity (and her grudges)..."
(...deep breath after all those titles...)
Is just so pleased with himself to announce that his Book of Grudges is now available on Kindle.
He says: "You're welcome"
And congratulates the Queen on her decision making for choosing his book, yet again, as the front runner for all things Kingdom related.
He's present. He's judging you (and everyone else.)
Stay petty.