It has come to Bunny’s attention that every piece of mail must include a return address which identifies the sender.
Bunny is…appalled, shocked and disgruntled to find that his private messages have been inadvertently traced back to him. And what’s worse… some of the admin were opening his mail.
He has now declared an audit in drafting stages. He intends to find out exactly how much of his mail has been read and by whom… Because like any efficient court system, there are records of such violations, and he intends to get to the bottom of it
Dramatically, of course. He also has detailed notes about people re-organizing his files within his filing system, and adjusting the petty colorguard protocols.
The investigation is ongoing. But rest assured
Bunny carries all the receipts and an even bigger book of grudges. Standard form 95- claiming personal injury, sprinkled with just enough proof to make it sting on impact.
Bunny files his nails and murmurs: “Devastating public implications really. For them.”
(Filed under: Regulation violations. Threats to sovereignty and petty confidentiality reporting)