TUMBLEWEED ROLLS ACROSS THE VELINWOOD HOMEPAGE
Distant harmonica
"This domain ain't big enough for the both of us..."
Google data center stares down from one end of Main Street
Council Bluffs bot adjusts its hat from the other
Colorado Springs lurks in the saloon doorway
BONG. BONG. BONG. (High noon analytics refresh)
"Draw your... web crawler?"
BAM. Another data center hit. Council Bluffs falls dramatically.
"You'll never take me alive, AWS East!"
Player piano rolls on by itself, perfectly executing Chopin
Bunny, sitting on the bench doing absolutely nothing: "And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how it's DONE."
Puts gold star sticker on his waistcoat
The Queen from the bar: "Bunny. Bunny that's a player piano. You're not—"
Bunny: "EXCELLENCE requires no justification. Another gold star for SUSTAINED performance and attracting visitors."
Piano keeps playing
Bunny: "You're WELCOME."
(Filed under: Tuesday. Do not Archive. Bunny shorts)