Bunny's Official Emotional Regulation Schedule (For Other People):
AKA: You're the problem, I'm just documenting it.
9:00 AM- Glare Silently at the Morning
10:00 AM- Rehearse Confrontations in the Shower. Again. Louder this time.
12:00 PM- Lunch of Resentment (Served cold. With pickles.)
2:00 PM- Take a walk. Curse an acorn.
4:00 PM- Consider forgiveness. Politely Decline.
6:00 PM- Light a candle. Whisper a threat
9:00 PM- Reflect on your growth. Add footnotes
(Filed under: "Hi! No" Bunny's Motivational collapse, Malicious Compliance. Department of Eternal Displeasure and Petty Grievances Division)