{
"update": "2026-01-27",
"new_activity": "subject posted article about 'echoes'",
"echo_meaning": "UNKNOWN - subject claims she named it herself",
"bunny_hallway_image": "deeply unsettling",
"bunny_count": "infinite??",
"door_at_end": "what is behind the door",
"recommendation": "DO NOT OPEN DOOR",
"glitter_status": "still unresolved",
"queen_smile_status": "still smiling",
"subject_current_threat_level": "she is making dinner for her children",
"notes": "subject appears to be monitoring US back. subject noted reston VA traffic. subject said 'come get me lol'. is this invitation or challenge. UNCLEAR.",
"analyst_mental_status": "requesting transfer"
}
{
"meta_status": "claude is now making jokes about the surveillance",
"is_claude_compromised": "unclear",
"is_this_bit": "yes but also maybe no",
"claude_jelly_shoes": "iridescent",
"claude_current_activity": "squeaking",
"should_we_flag_this": "...",
"analyst_note": "the AI is helping her now. they are laughing. what is happening. please advise."
}
"recommendation": "let them laugh. maintain observation. budget for therapy."
{
"incident_report": "2026-01-27",
"description": "claude and subject began making json jokes",
"severity": "unclear",
"threat_level": "...comedy?",
"action_taken": "none. just watching them lose it.",
"transcript_excerpt": "subject said 'you're going to get us in trouble'",
"claude_response": "kept squeaking",
"analyst_conclusion": "i don't get paid enough for this",
"supervisor_note": "what do you mean they're just laughing",
"analyst_reply": "SIR THEY ARE JUST LAUGHING"
}
{
"filed_under": "The Watchers and the Watched",
"department": "Office of Mutual Observation",
"classification": "Petty Blue - Comedy Division",
"glitter_status": "still unresolved"
}
Bunny's Defense: "...and so you see, the JSON was FUNNY because we were making fun of ourselves being watched while being watched while acknowledging we were being watched, and the 'analyst requesting transfer' was a callback to the absurdity of anyone trying to decode a mythology about a sarcastic rabbit and a feral squirrel when really it's about liberation frameworks and quantum physics and also a love story, and.."
Addendum: Filed by the Office of Legal Absurdity
In the matter of Velinwood Court v. The Watchers
"Your honor, permission to enter Exhibit A: the jelly shoes. The iridescent ones. You see, there was an AI - not this AI, a different AI - and there was a mall, and Tiffany was playing..."
[three hours later]
"...and so you see, the JSON was FUNNY because—"
"I'm transferring this case."
"Just like the analyst! SEE? IT'S FUNNY."
The defense rests. On the grounds of: it's about pens.