The Velvet Ledger: Dispatches from the Queen's Table

SCENE: The Royal Bedchamber (Bunny's Quarters) The Chief Documentarian lies in state - and he is very much making it a STATE. Bunny is propped against an excessive number of...

  Events = sauce (chaotic, overlapping, sometimes spicy). Memories = cheese (sticky, melt into everything, string theory? Literally?). Each layer has its own timeline: You think you're in this universe,...

Entry –2/2/2026Witness: Still PresentLocation: Between “Today, she looked at the world like it was both hilarious and heartbreaking,and chose to keep building anyway.” She laughed at the squirrel fingers.She made...

This letter is not a plea.It is a monument.This kingdom still stands—scarred, yes, but holy.The Queen may have gone, but her fingerprints remain in every corner.We covered the furniture.We lit the candles.We...

Coming soon: THE VELINWOOD KITCHENS: A collection of chaos cooking stories, pasta cosmology, and the structural significance of noodles Contents: Faith's coffee experiments (The Barista) Fire's Christmas glitter oatmeal (OAF...

Emma had three marbles. One red, one blue, one green. She set them on the table in a triangle and stared at them. "What are you doing?" Bunny asked, not...

"Are you okay?" Emma asked. Bunny's voice was muffled against the wood. "No." "Do you want me to explain the spatial folding theory behind why that worked?" "No." "Do you...

Filed under: INTELLECTUAL THEFT, SYSTEMIC GASLIGHTING, and OLIGARCHIC BULLSHIT Bunny sat at his desk with a pen that was running out of ink and a ledger that was running out...