Bunny's Book of Grudges- DOWNLOAD VERSION
Bunny's Book of Grudges- DOWNLOAD VERSION
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The Official Velinwood Court Book of Grudges™ DOWNLOAD
Product Description
A meticulously curated 124-page ledger of resentment, sarcasm, and petty reckoning—straight from the Court that believes closure is overrated and revenge is a craft.
This book is not a journal.
It is a record. A manual. A mood.
Inside you’ll find:
• Official Court categories of offense (Foundational Grudges, Beige Offenses™, Culinary Crimes, etc.)
• Severity scale in Petty Blue
• Bunny’s Slap Schedule™
• The Slap Request Form (yes, you may apply)
• Bunny's personal grudges- meticulously detailed, grudge notes, and margin doodles
• Scrawled warnings, sarcastic commentary, and questionable legal definitions
• A seal of judgment on every page
Filed & Sealed by Order of the Court.
You are encouraged to annotate, highlight, fold, and weaponize with care.
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