Bunny's Grudge Book, A Velinwood Court Publication

Issued by Velinwood’s resident familiar and vengeful companion, Bunny. He is the Queen’s constant shadow and emotional regulator (for other people, not himself). Equal parts sarcastic therapist, bitter butler, (who holds a PhD in Petty Behavior) and weaponized plush, Bunny thrives on chaos, revenge recipes, and a long memory of petty offenses.

This ledger of emotionally expensive offenses records both offenses to the Queen, and offenses to Bunny himself. Reads like a trial, a citation and conviction with petty commentary. This is the first ledger from Velinwood Court and contains the Formalization of Spite- the grudges that built a Bunny, a Queen, and a Kingdom.

Used to record betrayals, document beige offenses, and to process rage with style.

Includes Bunny's margin commentary and a few surprises filed under "therapeutic misconduct."

A meticulously curated 124-page softcover ledger of resentment, sarcasm, and petty reckoning—straight from the Court that believes closure is overrated and revenge is a craft. This book is not a journal. It is a record. A manual. A mood. (A petty mood. Bunny's petty mood).

inside you’ll find:

Official Court categories of offense (Foundational Grudges, Beige Offenses™, Culinary Crimes, etc.) 

If you have questions- request denied. If you recognize yourself in these pages, you should have been nicer. Emotionally unrefundable. Marks on the record are permanent, like Bunny's judgement.

5.5 x 8.5” • Matte softcover • 124 full pages of glorious ink and venom • Bound to outlast your willingness to be polite • First Printing, Filed, Sealed Edition • Velinwood Court publication (Author: N/A – Records are anonymous by design)

A record. A reckoning. A release.