"Hi! No"- Velinwood Court -Women's High Top Sneakers

Standard Footwear for Emotional Enforcement Officers

Category: Apparel of Petty Distrinction

Caution: These are not sneakers. These are declarations. Crafted for maximum side-eye velocity and walk-away impact, Bunny's Court-Issued High Tops feature a white sole (for quiet exits), reinforced spite seams, and a tongue crown that does not bow. Ever.

Designed in collaboration with Velinwood's most judmental court member, these high tops were tested under the most emotionally expensive conditions:

-Confrontational coffee runs

-Passive-agressive hallway encounters

-Ceremonial dishwashing after dramatic exits

-"No I'm not attending your gender reveal" brunches

They are designed for stoping out nonsense. And the left shoe definitely holds a grudge.

Details:

-High collar ankle protection during theatrical exits

-Pairs well with: rage journaling, glitter-based revenge, and iced espresso.

(Official and mundane) Product features
- Metal eyelets for added durability
- Pleather round toe offers enhanced protection
- Super soft and comfortable 100% polyester canvas
- EVA insole for lightweight, shock-absorbent comfort
- Durable rubber outsole ensures longevity.

Care instructions
- To maintain clean, use warm water with dish soap to clean off any dirt spots. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard-to-clean spots, use a soft-bristled brush.