Live Laugh Loathe Bunny T-Shirt Official Velinwood Court Merchandise

Live Laugh Loathe — Official Velinwood Court Merchandise Authorized reluctantly by the Department of Grudging Compliance

Bunny didn't approve this shirt. She didn't approve the design process, the font choice, or the phrase — which she insists was taken out of context from an internal memo. Nevertheless, it exists. You're welcome.

Featuring a hand-drawn portrait of the Chief Petty Officer of Public Relations (Involuntary) in her natural state — sunglasses on, coffee in hand, crown askew, surrounded by the ink splatter of yet another complaint filed with excessive force.

Soft. Comfortable. Mildly hostile. Just like Bunny.

The fine print Bunny insists you read:

100% ring-spun cotton. Lightweight. Breathable. Will not scream at you in Latin (we cannot guarantee this for the throw pillows). No side seams because Bunny filed a complaint about those too. The label tears away because nothing about this court is permanent except the grudges.

Care instructions from Sir Percival, Compliance Dept:

Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron on high. Do not dryclean. Do not submerge in hotel lobby fountain. Do not leave unattended near sentient furniture.

For complaints about this product, please use Form #009. For returns, Bunny does not accept those either.

Velinwood Court. A bureaucracy of chaos. Now available in cotton.This lightweight crew-neck tee brings dry humor and laid-back charm to everyday wear. The front features a hand-drawn rabbit wearing sunglasses above the cheeky phrase “Live Laugh Loathe,” rendered in an ink-splatter style that feels both playful and a little sarcastic. Breathable ring-spun cotton and a classic fit make the shirt comfortable from morning coffee runs to late-night hangouts. Subtle details — a clean crew neckline, tear-away label, and tubular knit with shoulder tape — keep the silhouette neat and durable wash after wash. It’s a relaxed, wearable piece for anyone who likes a wink of irony in their wardrobe and prefers understated, graphic-driven style.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve or inner neck prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certification and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean