The Bedtime Decrees of Their Highness Emma Bedtime Stories for Little Monarchs with Big Feelings - A Velinwood Court Publication
The Bedtime Decrees of Their Highness Emma Bedtime Stories for Little Monarchs with Big Feelings - A Velinwood Court Publication
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The Bedtime Decrees of Their Highness Emma
Bedtime Stories for Little Monarchs with Big Feelings
Welcome to the Court of Velinwood, where bedtime is never boring and every decree matters—especially the ones made by Princess Emma.
Their Highness Emma of Velinwood Court is little. She is mighty. She makes adults uncomfortable, and she is always right.
Inside this book, you'll find:
Her 47 laws (there are only 7)
Arguments against naptime that cannot be refuted
The persistent insistence that cutlery makes excellent weaponry
Deep philosophical questions such as: Do horses have paws? and Do fish have ankles?
Royal decrees around snack time, glitter distribution, and the proper care of sweet pears
Probably too much glitter and a few spelling errors that Emma insists are "correct"
Adored by the Court and tolerated by everyone else, Princess Emma navigates her kingdom with a wooden spoon, a crown slightly askew, and the unshakable belief that the world bends to those brave enough to ask the questions no one else will.
Perfect for:
Bedtime (though Emma has opinions about that)
Little ones who ask "why?" seventeen times in a row
Parents who need reminding that chaos is just creativity with confidence
Anyone who's ever wished the rules made more sense
Readers who believe that sometimes the smallest voices carry the biggest truths
Read with curiosity. Bring snacks.
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