The Velvet Ledger: Dispatches from the Queen's Table

Filed Under: Bunny’s Book of Grudges and Minor Slights Vol 2 Annex Tag: Beige Exit Protocol, Form 17-B: Dismissals Without Drama But With Precision   To Whom It May [No Longer]...

When you’re not looking—that’s when I see the most.The shift in your posture. The breath you didn’t mean to hold.The way your fingertips twitch when something nearly makes you reach.The...

A little dangerous. A little unhinged. Adorably armed. And it leaves everyone asking: “Wait… are they serious?” To which the answer is, of course:

“This is what’s left. And I’m still here.That’s enough to build from.”

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Official Court Letter of Offense From the Desk of Bunny Velinwood Court, Office of Petty Affairs, Department of Glitter-Based Justice

The Great Glitter Genesis. It started with rose-gold dignity and a few floating crystals… And ended with Bunny’s first war crime. He still insists that “liquid crystal seduction sticks” were...

Once, the throne room had been kept spotless. Every jar aligned by purpose, every book by season, every flower pruned to exact obedience. The queen had always said that love...